Dictionary

I was sending a certain sms and i realized something.

My dictionary was trying to be funny.

Here’s how it went.

Good night. [This was ok]

Sweet dreams. [The other option that popped up for dreams was, erection]

I loled.

A certain carelessness would’ve made me send “Good night. Sweet erection”

Best New Year Blunder!

As we all know, the millions of sms that would’ve have been sent and received during New Year. Just like everyone, i received tons of em, however, smses from a particular ‘guy’ made me knock my head against the wall. Here it is…

Me

Wishing you another 12 months of success, 52 weeks of of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hrs of good luck, 525600 minutes of joy and blablablabla! Happy new year! *Me being a nice guy, decides to wish everyone on meh contact list*

Him

Thank u so much. Happy new year. *He replied, sweet*

Me

Np.

Him

Wishing you a blessed with joy and happiness new year. *Guess he wants to make it nicer*

Me

Alright alright, wish me one time enough. lol *Ya….*

Him

Wishing you a blessed with joy and happiness new year. *This came 10 mins later, need to send reminder..*

Me

Thats the 3rd time you’re wishing me lol… *Ya…boy, stop spamming meh!*

Him

Ah Really. I thought 2. *An answer i didn’t expect 1 bit….[Bangs head against wall]*

Sms and replies #1

SMS sent: By the end of this sms, you would’ve realised that u just wasted 7 sec of your life reading this.

Replies.

Aishwarya : Ass [warya!] *Madam read the bulletin on frensta too. means….double!*

Plai : Thanks da…. *Thai boy got used to all this i guess*

Sasikala : Thevai da ennakku *Translation: I deserve this*

Sid : Kya chutia msg hai ye……….. *Stick wid english dammit!*

Rayyan: Haha wtf man!……are u drunk or what sia…how the hell did you manage to find the time typing this message????? *much lesser time then u took typing this out fer sure*

Rai: This is a delayed response to ytd msg – original memo sent to Ironforge instead of gnomeregan. *Freaking wowers, losing their thoughts of reality*

Comments face to face:-

Caliser: U know i actually read again n counted if it really took 7 secs *OMG the brilliance!*

Pravinna: Yaaaeeeen? U know how precious is 7 secs? *U didn’t know how precious 7 sec was when u when fer your frequent “canteen” breaks.*

Suba: Lol! Very very funny! At least, i waste 7 secs reading. U wld have wasted more by reading it plus forwarding it to frens! *Time and effort is always needed to make history people*

EnD