Difference.

Some random quote i gave a schoolmate during a conversation.

When the lift is faulty.

The guy who takes the stairs is a logical thinker.

The guy who jumps down, is a positive thinker.

Lol.

Paakathe translated.

Deciding to be a nice guy, I’ve decided to translate a Tamil song into Singlish.
Here is Paarkathe from Aaru, in Singlish.

The video, for referencing.

Don’t stare la.
Don’t stare at me la.
Don’t stare at me, until like that la!

Don’t zhou kai.
U don’t zhou kai.
Don’t zhou kai from me till like that!

Love where got loan policy one?
How to give u back?

U think this is show is it?
Don’t stand and watch laaaaahaaahaaahaaa!

Don’t stare la.
Don’t stare at me la.
Don’t stare at me, until like that la!

Don’t zhou kai.
U don’t zhou kai.
Don’t zhou kai from me till like that!

[Music plays]

Duwan, Duwan i say ready!
Basket, you pull me into this.

Zhou la! Zhou la! Already tell you!
Yet now lu kasi gua susah!

My heaaart was so good la!
Noooow, like kiam chai paaaper!

My night was like, sooo hitam!
See la, now got colourrrrrrr!

My shadow got walked with me one!
now chalat, go alone!

The hantu inside meeee ahh,
Now flying outside laaaahaaahaaa!

Don’t stare la.
Don’t stare at me la.
Don’t stare at me, until like that la!

Don’t zhou kai.
U don’t zhou kai.
Don’t zhou kai from me till like that!

[Music plays, trisha dancing]

[Female singing]

Duwan, Duwan, i where got say?
I never hate you, like you say.

Missing, Missing, where got sia?
Love never go anywhere mah!

Do youuuu know, what i do?
i goooooot save our memories.

Yet, baaasket, i suffer alone
with all the paaaain la!

If only the Kentucky wings spread,
the bird can fly one.

Only if we wait long long,
the love can rombe growwwuwuwu.

Don’t stare la.
Don’t stare at me la.
Don’t stare at me, until like that la!

Don’t zhou kai.
U don’t zhou kai.
Don’t zhou kai from me till like that la!

I where got lend u love laa?
to ask back from u dei?

Did u know, I stay inside u
Why can u never understand one!

- By kathiravan.

Just another

Just another game of Dota. I am Dotaporean btw.

Dota + Singapore = Dotaporean. Simple maths.

Definition.

[Another, for Indians post]

This happen before my electronic media paper actually.

I was told by my lecturer to take note of Anthony’s definition of Globalization.

Honestly, i bullshit not, the first thing that ever came to my mind, was Mark anthony from Baasha.

I think for those who know me, would’ve figured how my brain cells might’ve fuctioned by now.

Anyways, i picked up a conversation with pravina on this. And i think it went pretty well, considering how she was laughing to a certain extend on msn. However, since i got time now [no eyes please], i’ll edit the conversations abit to make it more accurate.

[For those who watched Baasha]

Scene 1.

Kathiravan: What is globalization?

[Plays Anthony's intro music]

Mark Anthony: Hmm..Good News.

Kathiravan: Good News?

Mark Anthony: Yaaa. Ye na, Ennukku pathil theriyum paaru. Athevethu, [smokes cigg] Globalization venthu, nambe Rangasamy pillai, manikkam maari.[points at PA, Rangasamy]. Thooremeh irunthaalum, pesikkirom paarthiya? Athu. Veli naatu level’luku drugs deal pannure paarthiya. Athuvum thaan.

Kathiravan: Ohhh, Yaaru sir, Manikkam?

Mark Anthony: [Shoots another assistant]

Mark Anthony: [Signals me to sit down] Bad news. Manik Baasha.

Scene 2. Meeting scene

[Plays Anthony's intro music]

Mark Anthony: [Lights a cigg] Rangasamy?

Rangasamy: Sir?

Mark Anthony: Un pillai yaen innum vareleh? hmm? Payenthutaana?

Rangasamy: Aven payenthetheh, ithu vareikkum naan parthethillai, Sirichethum Paarthethillai, but
neenga koduthe defination’eh padichi, sirichi, varenu sonna.

Mark Anthony: Pinne yaen vareleh?

Rangasamy: Aven solle maatta, Sonna senchiduvaan. Venthutaan.

[Baasha comes, etc etc]

Mark Anthony: Enna Manick? Nalla irukkiya?

Baasha: Baasha! Manick Baasha!

Mark Anthony: Ah yes yes yes, Manik Baasha. Enna vishaiyem Thambi? Engitteh ennemoh pesenum sonniya meh? Ethevethu defination theveiya? Sollu, Unakku nalla kodukkuraen. Nee nambe, Rangasamy pillai’ya aeche!

Baasha: Hey hey hey, itho paaru, enukkum unnekkum thaan koothu. Inthe baasha’vukum Anthony’nikum thaan koothu. Nee, globalisation pathi thappane defination kudukkure! Enna kodumai athu? Ippe therinchi pochi, nee oru muttal’nu, enakku, oru muttalode sende pode pikkathu. Inthe baasha’vuku, manick baasha’ku pidikkathu. Mudichure, Mudichure, inni 7 days kulle, un definations’seh mudichure.

Rangasamy: Hey, nee yaaru’kitte pesikuttu irukke theriyumma?

Baasha: Theriyum appa, oru komali’kude  logic pesikkitu irukkaen.

Rangasamy: Dei!

Cut

How’d you know Alexis is…bzzzzzzt

My pre-exam look = [3 hrs of sleep + 2 hrs of Train ride + Getting drenched in the rain] + temporarily missing eye brow.

Anyhooo, if you’re wondering about what triggered the sudden impulse to shave off my eyebrow….i didn’t . It was edited! I am not that crazy….yet. It was to commemorate 26/9/08. The day i watched the movie “My best friend’s girl” with my best friends.

The eyebrow shaving scene from the movie seriously paid the ticket price, and gave me a solid 5 minutes laughing session. A good movie with bad logic and philosophies. Hilarious though. A good start to the 1 week holidays im getting. My head feels free.

I believe i can fly.

Favour.

அன்று

நீ சிரித்து

மனதில் காதலுடன்

என் அருகில் நீ இருந்தாய் …

இன்று

நீ சிரிக்கவே

காதல் மாறாமல்

உன் அருகில் நான் இல்லையடா…

Gandhi says once again…

Man with headphones on, should not try to fart silently.

Advertisement.

If im not wrong, it is also the most expensive ad ever made in India. Atleast. Watch it fullscreen, see the limits of the human body!

Annamalai said…

A ruined man can live well,

but

He who lived well must not be ruined.

Reebok

When someone asks, what’s Reebok?

It’s easy to answer, that it is a brand, just like Nike and Adidas.

Now.

What if? You are wrong?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=2&term=reebok

What is becoming of this world?

Facepalm!