THE TOILET TESTAMENT

Posted: December 7, 2007 in Their nuts

BLESS THIS ROOM, OH LORD WE PRAY

MAKE IT SWEET BY NIGHT AND DAY

BLESS THE SEAT AND BLESS THE FLUSH

BLESS THE EARLY MORNING RUSH

BLESS THE NASTY LITTLE BRAT WHO

PULLED THE CHAIN AND DROWNED THE CAT

BLESS THE GIRL WHO LOCKED THE DOOR

READING BOOKS AN HOUR OR MORE

BLESS THE PHANTOM WITH THE FEET

THE PRINTS OF WHICH ARE ON THE SEAT

BLESS THE BLOKE WHO THOUGHT HE OUTTA

FIRST DISCOVER TOILET WATER

BLESS THE FIEND WHOSE FAVOURITE CAPER

LEAVING YOU STRANDED WITH NO PAPER

FINALLY WITH LOVE AND KISSES

BLESS THE BLOODY FOOL WHO MISSES

*Something that caught my eyes while shopping at bugis*

Comments
  1. OmPrakash says:

    Awesome…. u r rocking..

  2. Nigel says:

    This is excellent! I was standing at the toilet and thought to myself.. “I remember this toilet thing from 25 years ago but can’t remember all of it.” (So of course what do we do but google what we know). I’m glad you put this on but there was something missing that I remembered. It went after this…. Bless the bloke who thought he… discover toilet water (he was killed when the seat fell down on his head). Thanks again for posting.

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