BLESS THIS ROOM, OH LORD WE PRAY
MAKE IT SWEET BY NIGHT AND DAY
BLESS THE SEAT AND BLESS THE FLUSH
BLESS THE EARLY MORNING RUSH
BLESS THE NASTY LITTLE BRAT WHO
PULLED THE CHAIN AND DROWNED THE CAT
BLESS THE GIRL WHO LOCKED THE DOOR
READING BOOKS AN HOUR OR MORE
BLESS THE PHANTOM WITH THE FEET
THE PRINTS OF WHICH ARE ON THE SEAT
BLESS THE BLOKE WHO THOUGHT HE OUTTA
FIRST DISCOVER TOILET WATER
BLESS THE FIEND WHOSE FAVOURITE CAPER
LEAVING YOU STRANDED WITH NO PAPER
FINALLY WITH LOVE AND KISSES
BLESS THE BLOODY FOOL WHO MISSES
*Something that caught my eyes while shopping at bugis*
Awesome…. u r rocking..
This is excellent! I was standing at the toilet and thought to myself.. “I remember this toilet thing from 25 years ago but can’t remember all of it.” (So of course what do we do but google what we know). I’m glad you put this on but there was something missing that I remembered. It went after this…. Bless the bloke who thought he… discover toilet water (he was killed when the seat fell down on his head). Thanks again for posting.