Archive for October, 2007

Flashback #5

Posted in Flashback series on October 31, 2007 by Kathiravanology

Flashback #7

Somethings just never seems to happen…

1)PLAN: 18 June 2006. 21st birthday at Downtown east, poolside chalat, in fact, whole pool. Great food. Crazy amount of alchohol. Bla bla bla

BUT: “The family mans” forgot bout the 18 June 2006, but were celebrating 19 June 2006….Father’s day. Birthday boy didn’t even drink.

2)PLAN: Late night, Starving…passed by all the other stores, travelled far, heeding the advice of “small bro” to eat at the macdonalds near his place.

BUT: Reached the Freaking place, to admire the glass panels of a empty run down Mac. An Indian boy was successfully beaten up that day.

3)PLAN: NS days. Plans to take leave to Game whole day at home. Online madness!!!!

BUT: Earthquakes happens, “Underwater cables” screws up, Fishes gets to surf fer free instead. Freaking net goes off, can’t go online. Cursesssss…

4)PLAN: NS days again. Couldnt wait to reach home after work,Hungry! Makes fun off traffic police who drives past at PIE. Jokes Jokes bla bla bla

BUT: Couple of sec drive later…..Ass traffic police gets into an accident, have to help him, reached home real late instead…..

5)PLAN: Latest graphic card comes into market. Shop keeper has reserved one already. Go, grab, Fix and game!

BUT: Freaking forgot to bring Nets. Had to go home empty handed. *Note to self: Control emotions

On the bright side, if everything goes according to plan, it’ll be a dull life right…..

Dating different type of girls

Posted in Their nuts on October 28, 2007 by Kathiravanology

Oct 28 2007

The e-mail that made my day:

Dating With Different Type of Girls

Here’s a summary about what you should expect when dating with chicks from different races.

Chineses Meimei

First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that
nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN MINACHI

First date
Meet her parents.

Second date
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date
Wedding night.

MALAY MINAH

First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

But don’t worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)

WHITE MARY

First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH

First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date
You are shot dead.

Third date
Not Applicable

I wonder hows mine gonna end up like. hmmmmm

Random act of… #1

Posted in MDIS Life on October 25, 2007 by Kathiravanology

Scenario:

Boy was using a lappy in class, to check friendster/wikipedia. Lecturer starts to walk towards him, He quickly pretends to cover his act by….

Cheers!

If its hard to Beautify…

Posted in His nuts on October 17, 2007 by Kathiravanology

A really great friend of mine, Regina, requested me to make this “photo” beautiful. After several attempts, my magic touch really didn’t seem to get the job done.Least not up to her satisfaction.

Then, a whole new idea strikes me and….Poof!

A whole new “Classic” horror flick! How is it? mwahahah :D

She who made who i am today.

Posted in Random Thoughts on October 15, 2007 by Kathiravanology

You are the reason, what i am today…

Without a single word…

You taught me the meaning of love…

That has no known barrier, but at a cost of sacrifice…

You taught me the meaning of happiness…

That needs no luxury, but at a cost of being truthful…

You taught me the meaning of peace…

That needs no wealth, but at a cost of giving…

Without a single step…

You have walked beside me…

Guiding me away from the wrongs…

You have made me carry you…

Making me feel the pain of not being able to walk…

You have made me guide your path…

Teaching me the meaning of patience…

With your tears and anger…

You have made me understand…

That i am very fortunate, to be contented with what i have…

You have made me feel the pain…

Of not being able to express your feelings…

You have taught me how to understand people…

Without any spoken or written words…

Its been Fourteen years…

Since you’ve stepped into my life…

From god above, for me to love…

I am fortunate, like no other…

To have you by my side…

As u will, always…

*Cursed with a restless mind…

Losing my sleep as the days go by…

The very thought of losing you…

is such a pain…

Those words…

That voice…

Your touch…

Those eyes…

Runs through my mind often…

Know this…

Afraid your brother is…

Of losing you…*

MDIS maths #2

Posted in Edited Pictures, MDIS Life on October 14, 2007 by Kathiravanology

1) Inez

*Redbull gives you red hair too!*

2) Ema

*She had soo much possibilities, I just chose the easiest*

FINALE: Murgesh and Plai

*1D Iyarr means, 1 day Priest. My good buddies in school. :D *

For those who wanted to see Bernard’s, I’ve decided to put it as a Finale for some other time. :D .Btw, suggestions are always welcome :D . Take your love/hatred for yer classmates to the next level :P haha.

Undiscovered brilliance #1

Posted in Undiscovered Brilliance on October 12, 2007 by Kathiravanology

Just pictures people, just pictures! Gotten off the internet, Friends, taken myself etc etc…more to come :D

Picture #1

*Amazing aint’ it, if one does not enter by the entrance then??

Picture #2

*This folks, would be the answer to cleaner toilets for the Guys. Notice how they even drew the “Penis” for the Stickman? Amazing.

Flashback! #4

Posted in Flashback series on October 11, 2007 by Kathiravanology

Flashback #5

Believe it or not!

Kathiravan was the youngest and probably the first to “Sell stones” in Singapore!

True story:

Kathiravan, an innocent primary 2 boy, decided to buy a packet of colored stones which were meant to decorate Fish tanks.Stones were of various sizes. That small packet cost only a dollar then.Stones were sold at the following rate:

Small: $0.20 Big: $0.50

Thou Kathir did not manage to sell everything, he brought home about $15-. Little did this smart fag knew, it was his first and last case of “fraud”, which started the sale of “Magic stones” as we know of now.Rofl. But Kathiravan is all grown up, a true Gentleman now, soo innocent.

There is a witness to this thou…..his mom. :D

Flashback #6

As much as being brilliant, Kathiravan has been dumb enough to do the following, unknowingly:-

1) Has actually used liquid soap instead of toothpaste on his toothbrush before…more then once….curses..

2) Has actually thrown “Stainless steel” folks and spoons together with empty cup noodles.

3) Has actually cried whenever anyone with a dark complexion comes near him. Was a small kid then. Racism at such an age.

4) Has sprain his neck least once a year during his secondary school days. It’s amazing, how it only occurs whenever his bathing. Additional info: 1 particular sprain lasted for a whopping Month, the whole school knew. Curses….

5) Has the habit of flipping a dollar coin after a small prayer to get answers. Thou this has stopped in the public since the arrival of the movie”Sivaji the boss”. It still continues at his own privacy. Additional info: It has an extremely high accuracy rate till now.

6) Has broken into his own apartment after locking himself up on numerous occasions. Additional info: Has lock-picked his own room to get in too.

7) Has actually whacked [1 hit only] a lady with a newspaper[rolled] accidently. Additional info: Occured at Sec 5, personally ask for more info, long story.

Finale: Was actually dumb enough to write all this down. Additional info: To be honest on all his post :)

Palm reading

Posted in Random Thoughts on October 8, 2007 by Kathiravanology

*Bored, so decided to check the “Palm reading” link on the “horoscope for the day” e-mail. After spending some time answering all the Questions bla bla bla. The results as follows:-

Kathiravan, the shape of your hand reveals that you are especially good at

nurturing your relationships

*Impressive heading huh? Let’s move on*

The Life Line: You have a natural ability to show your love and sympathy for others. You are generally supportive when friends or family come to you for assistance.One of the most important things to you in life is to make sure that you are living in the moment. You tend not to worry too much about the past or the future. Anytime you start to experience any regrets, it likely stems from a sense of losing your focus on living life in the present.When you are confronted with conflicts in life, you tend to react in a carefree manner, trusting that things will work out over time. This can mean that you may neglect a problem until you’re swimming in hot water. *The 3rd part WAS true, learn my lesson thou :D *

The Head Line: When it comes to leadership, you are probably quite comfortable in either the role of the leader or the follower. Since taking charge is not necessarily something you covet, you are usually fine with stepping aside to let someone else take the lead. However, if no one else steps up, you know you are capable of taking on the leader role.Your thought process tends to be a balance of rational and imaginative approaches. While you can solve complex problems when necessary, you may also enjoy listening to your intuition when faced with decision-making. Your ability to draw on both rational and intuitive parts of your brain may be confusing to some, especially if your ability to do so is sporadic or inconsistent.You can enjoy a wide range of projects and may possess an array of problem solving skills. However, the intensity of your ability to focus or concentrate can widely vary, depending on what you are doing.When you have a choice, you’d probably rather research and investigate multiple options simultaneously. You are likely a master multi-tasker who enjoys having many balls in the air at the same time. *I guess my schoolmates should be confirming this, rather then me*

The Heart Line: Your ability to be intimate with others may be influenced by a lack of commitment. You may find it difficult to make emotional promises, even if you are married. People you don’t know well may find you somewhat distant. *Indirectly, i guess it’s telling me, arrange marriage is not goin to work!*In a close relationship, you tend to be a nurturing person who is especially focused on helping others. Your ideal life partner will likely reward you for your sensitivity and generosity. At times, you may run into conflict in your relationships by being too self-sacrificing. This creates a resentful attitude in you. *Conflicts by being self-sacrificing huh? Time shall tell*

The Attachment Lines: A palmist would say that you will be married multiple times or have several committed relationships that do not lead to marriage. It will be up to you at some point to make a decision that will either drive you toward or away from each of these relationships. A palmist would say that you will have the opportunity to have at least one child, probably including a girl. The decision to embrace this opportunity to bring children into your life is yours. *Can i laugh my ass off? Srsly, 1 women[Wife] aside from my mom n sis is enough. The last line, Duhhhh!!*

Others: When you are at your best, the clear goals you set go hand-in-hand with your self-motivated direction. Together these qualities tend to set you apart from others as a strong leader.

When you’re at the top of your game, you exude creativity effortlessly. Thinking quick on your feet is what you’re known for. This along with your inventiveness sets you apart from the rest. If anyone is looking for an original perspective, they often come to you as an endless source of unique ideas.

When things are going well for you, one could say that communicating clearly is your strong point. You really understand what makes people tick. Others feel comfortable sharing intimate details of their life with you that they may not with others. Family and friends look to you as a deep and insightful confidant.

When you have your best foot forward, you have the uncanny ability to maintain your cool in the midst of chaos. This singles you out from the rest as an exceptionally stable and brave individual.

On your best days, your take-charge attitude makes people stop and listen. This is a great attribute along with your energetic approach to life that is contagious. You stand out above others as extremely motivated.

At your brightest moments, your thoughtfulness and caring demeanor shine through as one of your best strengths. These traits set you apart from the rest. Others often want to cry on your shoulder. Hence you possess such a great skill for counseling and have handed out your fair share of advice. *Someone, did mention this before*

When you’re at your best, your inventiveness can lead you to truly original ideas that most people wouldn’t think of. *Maybe…not sure*

My fingers:Your index finger, also called the Jupiter Finger, traditionally corresponds with leadership abilities. Your Jupiter Finger is strong which means you probably enjoy being in charge. You’ll likely prefer to have a team of people working under your direction and enjoy guiding people to meet their potential. Your index finger leans away from your middle finger, indicating your need for independence and autonomy. While being able to do things on your own is often a welcomed attribute, you need to examine your level of self-sufficiency. It should not prohibit you from asking for help when you need it.

Your middle finger, also called the Saturn Finger, traditionally corresponds with confidence. Your Saturn Finger is weak, which reveals less self-confidence than you would like. You probably second guess your abilities and doubt yourself one too many times. Unfortunately, this can lead to missed opportunities in life, all due to fear of failure. *This is true, sadly. Still working on it*

Your ring finger, also called the Apollo Finger, traditionally corresponds with creativity. You have a strong Apollo Finger, which may mean you were born with your own creative nature. You probably love contributing to the world in ways that challenge you to think of unusual and original methods of doing things. Your ring finger leans in toward your middle finger, indicating your concern for the consequences of your actions. This tendency may be hampering your creativity because you are always thinking in terms of boundaries and limitations. *Maybe…*

Your pinky finger, also called the Mercury Finger, traditionally corresponds with insight and understanding. You are blessed with a strong Mercury Finger. As a result, you probably find that you have a natural talent for understanding other people. Your friends usually routinely turn to you for your insight. Your guidance helps them understand their interactions with others. Your pinky finger leans in away from your ring finger, revealing your strong notion to think as individual and not adopt mainstream ideas. *This is for my close ones todo the judging*

Your thumb can be read to ascertain your level of flexibility when it comes to dealing with people or unpredictable situations. Your thumb reveals that you are a fairly flexible person who commonly tries to keep the peace.

*Anyways, i choose my life. Fate written on my palm can be changed for the better, all i need is to ADMIT to the negative aspects of my life and change it, stay true to all the close ones around me, and everything should be fine :D *

Comments are always welcome from those who know me :D

Flashback! #3

Posted in Flashback series on October 7, 2007 by Kathiravanology

Flashback #4

Ridiculous nicknames i’ve received in my 22 years.

1) Indian boy *NS days, lack of indians.*

2) Kathy *Imagine the horror of having a high ranked officer calling u with a girl’s name*

3) Kathereen *Freaking Hairy baboon fren o mine starting this, another girls name*

4) Kathi *It means knife in tamil*

5) Kat *Aka cut, by Hawabi….*

6) Kathib *I was freaking named after a MRT station during my primary school days*

7) Kathirikol *Sissors in tamil, Starting by my sis.*

8 ) Kuppaithiravan *Rubbish+My name started by Ashwariya,after i called her ARSEwariya*

9) Daddy *MDIS freaking classmates, Maressa actually, N im not even married!!!*

10) Pappu *Murugesh nonsense starting this one, no idea what it exactly means thou*

11) Troll *Shane martin dickhead fren of mine starting this one.*

12) Loosu *I really do not get it, everyone on msn calls me this*

13) Rascal *This is totally off, fer a innocent chap like me, by ranjini*

Firstly, This is my Name: Kathiravan

Its pronounce as:

Kathi/ravan

Kathi [Car-Dhee]

-Do not drag the “R” too much at the end of “Car”. Exp: Carrr X| Car ./

-Do not drag the “E” too much at the end of “Dhee”

Ravan [Rah-Van]

-Do not drag the “Rah” *You are not gonna be screaming “ahhhhhh”*

Finale: Kathiravan [car-dhee-rah-van] *In one go*

*I’ve tried my best*