Archive for July, 2007

The DLFTs

Posted in His nuts on July 27, 2007 by Kathiravanology

The DLFTs [Dumbest, Lamest, Funniest, Tounching] comments i’ve blabbered/thought about in the month of july. In random order:-

1) “For Christ sake! Jesus aint gonna notice watcha wear!” *For the Q : omg! i dunno wad to wear for church 2nite!*

2) “Nareshimmavah!!” *My reactions when my maid pronounce Nasi lemak as Nareshimma [Fer the Q : Wads cooking?]

3) “Nee podurethu shoe nike, Aana naan pokkiri daa”…*it was soo random after i saw the nike shoes my fren was wearing* [Indians to understand only]

4) “Kaathukoode adikeleh da….” *My response to those who use the dialogue ‘Peyereh kettoneh summa atherthuleh* [Indians to understand only]

5) “Its still standing….” *Whenever someone asks, “hows school?” *

6) How am i still single despite being part of the 2nd largest population in the world…indians…*Random thoughts that came while doin a project on India*

7) “Yay! we got a new place to collect ang pao!” *After my married sis mention she’s shifting to a new house before deepavali*

8) “Wow, can start a new Drama serial!” *After my sis mention her mother-in-law would start blogging n not cook if she bought a comp*

9) “Why are u acting so innocent all of a sudden” *My thoughts after receiving a sms requesting fer permission to copy my bulletins* She didnt ask when she copied 2-3 bulletins b4.

10) “Naan nallavana kettavana??” *While i was looking at the mirror in my room* [Indians to understand only] *From nayagan*

11) “When it wasnt raining the moment u mention u would be early the next day, i knew u were gonna be late.” *My comments to a fren who came 2hrs late despite telling he would be early*

12) I choose not to smoke/drink only cause i dun want my future gf/wife to smoke/drink either.Its a respect. *My ans to the “Why u dun smoke/drink da” Q…

13) “Ponnunge irukkange, Aaanal, pesurethu….. is another issue” *My P.O.V, after my fren mention there was a lack of indian girls in my school*

14) “Excuse me.. I was the one asking the Question da!” *My comments after noticin a fren who answered my Question while oogling at a gurl opp the canteen*

15) “Ennekku pesereveneh videh, seiyireveneh thaa pidikkum” or “Why give soo many reasons fer why u cant, when all u need is 1 reason on why u can”. Been long since these wrds hit me… seems it came back..

16) “U know my luv for kavitha is limitless, yet u make me see her “missing out” in life, Wads yer pleasure in this??” *The recent Question i asked god randomly, while admiring my sister’s photo in my room*

17) “Yes fatty, U’re the reason why im a way better guy out in this world”. *On a day,when kavi was smiling at me *

18) Naan oru thedeve sonna *With the baasha hand motion, Theyevu seithu khellu.. *With pichaikaren hand motion. “i know it seems original, it just came outta no where while talkin to my maid.”

19) ‘Slightly’ jumped on my mom/sis who were lying around the living room cuddling each other. GROUP HUG! *Highest standard of true love*

20) *shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* Well, Thats all fer july, this were not blindly thought up and written, this really came up over the month… i know some are funny, some might piss off some of yer[Ima sorry if it did, peace aight?]..some are touching [thx..]…but this is kathir….S.kathiravan…Quiet outside…Noisy inside…awesome overall :p Till the end o august…Have a great month ppls… Thx fer reading mee blog ^^